February 1, 2020 - Restart the River

Sienna, Bradak, and Jocaryn, having just recuperated,  met with and old cleric (that likes to sing) and a much less social awkward half-elf. Amidst discussing helping restore the river they where joined by a half-elf Druid named Mira, and a 3/4 drow named Voithea Saki.

The meet band set out on their quest to restore the rivers, once glorious, flow. After a uneventful day of traveling the Half-Orc Bradak, noticed enclosing sounds during his watch. Concerned, he woke up the cleric Jocaryn for a second opinion. The two, after deciding it was undead a threat, woke up the rest of the sleepy party. Saki and all but Bradak, took shelter in the brush. Bradak made a noble effort for diplomacy, but alas his voice fell on ears long defened by hatred. The bugbear, and his goblin companions, made the mistake of touching their weapons. The goblin on the right got a arrow threw the back of his head, complements of Saki, at such angle he looked like a (very dead) unicorn. Sienna turned into a a snake fearsome and primeval nature, and attacked the other goblins, mira moves in and finished off the goblin, working with the fellow nature person. Meanwhile the frontman, Bradak, grapples the bugbear, before Jocaryn gives it a swift smack to the back of its head with a mace. The bugbear, in a burst of terror filled might, is able to flee, but takes a smack from both the cleric and fighter. As the bugbear is inches away from freedom, Saki shoots him in the back of the head, and he collapses dead. After looting, with Saki keeping none of the gold for herself, the party goes back to sleep.

After resuming travel the party comes across a hobgoblin yeeting goblins across the dry riverbed, using them as projectiles. The party speaks to him and learns that he doesn’t like the goblins on the other side, the party gets him to stop his attack so they can decided who to kill. Once across they learn the the bugbear unionized, and the bugbears wanted to kill him for it (as the bugbears where also responsible for the river). So the party got the bugbear and his troops to Fake a surrender. Once back across the party, and goblin companions, quickly killed hobs. Then once again the party continued along, the goblins in tow, with Saki playing the most beautiful itsy-bitsy spider performance they had ever known. During this the druid, Sienna, noticed a smelly dirt lady, inquiring about her husbands name lost on a river, the Druid reassured the women, whom was as there as the teeth in her mouth, and got a bag as a gift.

Saki lead them to the hobgoblin fort, they where able to avoid a sentry outpost. Once they arrived, sake was able to clock 2 guard towers, with her and Bradak picking of the goblin lookouts. Unfortunately after Mira set fire to the forts wooden walls, a guard tower Saki hadn’t noticed started to call for help. The party killed on in the tower and set it on fire for good measure. The party is able to quickly demolish the two warg-rideing goblins. The cleric and druids able to heal the fighters woulda before the party charges the main gate, fallowing the giant snake (Sienna) into the gates.

With a group effort of preception, stealth, and hardcore parkour, the managed to get to the central structure. Then they where ambushed by 10 goblins, 2 hobgoblins, and the leader. With the steal of Bradak, and Jocaryn beating them in the face (and magic) the leader turned to retreat. The giant snake took on the goblin horde with the fury of nature, the other Druid entangles then in vines, while Saki fell the hobgoblins and the ramparts above. With the cleric killing the leader, and the fighter making a decoration of death, the surviving 5 goblins fled. The party then, after looting of course, went to go see why they river wasn’t flowing. Eventually they found that the water was draining down into the unknown, so they blew up what was left in an attempt to fill the, suspected hole, with debris. Only to find it was a big mouth thing, so they disembowel a goblin, stuffed it with explosive, then used as it as bait. They blew it up just as the creature swallowed it, but it somehow survived. The Druid, Sienna, used the magic toxin, to finish off the creature.

Then the party returned home to get paid, but it was too late so they got hammered, then went back the following money so they could get rich.